Right, lads, where shall we start? The mischievous macaques descend upon a Mercedes car placed there by staff at Longleat Safari Park
As any visitor to a safari park will tell you, it’s not wise to hang around when driving through the monkey enclosure — the little thieves will strip your car bare, given half the chance.
But these rhesus macaque monkeys at Longleat were thought to be a little out of practice — their Monkey Jungle home had been closed to car-bound visitors for two years during a redevelopment.
The enclosure is reopening this weekend, and bosses at the Wiltshire park thought the inhabitants might find the traffic strange after all this time.
This might work as my bedl: A monkey rifles through a suitcase strapped to the roof of the car
If it's not nailed down... A hub cap is torn off almost immediately
So they parked a battered old car full of goodies near the 100-strong troop, above, to get them used to the idea, and it was soon overrun. It’s obvious that it was monkey-business as usual.
Within minutes the gang was bouncing on the bonnet and bending the aerial - while some members concentrated on raiding the roof rack of luggage and draping themselves in clothes and blankets.
One enterprising fellow was even seen sprinting off with a hubcab while another made a determined effort to remove a wing mirror.
The scamps even made an attempt to wrench the iconic Mercedes badge off the car's bonnet.
Well, that didn't last long: One gimlet-eyed inmate makes off with a personalised number plate
I'll be having that: The wind-screen wipers are a casualty of this chap's curiosity
Ian Turner, deputy head warden, said: 'The monkeys are one of our key attractions.
'Their antics were the perfect preparation for the reopening of the Monkey Jungle at Longleat this weekend.
'They have created fond memories for thousands of children over the years and probably the same number of frustrating memories for mums and dads.
Here's looking at you, kid: A torn-off wing mirror makes an ideal toy
What's this then? The gang examine a stuffed lion
He's coming with me: A decision is taken and the lion is given a new companion
'But having not had any visiting cars coming through their enclosure for so long they've got a lot pent up frustration to get out of their system.
'We thought it was best to give them their very own car to get them back into the swing of things before the start of the new season.
'It's clear to see from our test run however, that mischief is still very much in the front of their minds and they haven't forgotten their fondness for cars.'
On a busy day up to 2,000 cars drive through the monkey enclosure at Longleat.
Rhesus macaque monkeys are found throughout south east Asia and across the Indian sub-continent.
In some parts of India they are believed to be sacred and have lived in close contact with humans for centuries.
They are extremely intelligent, naturally inquisitive animals which can learn to manipulate simple tools and distinguish colours and shapes.
They live in family troops of 20 or more and are led by a dominant male.
How do I look? The monkey on the left poses pensively whilst wrapped in a pink blouse. Meanwhile the chap on the right can't seem to get his outfit right
Now what am I bid? A pink pushchair is discarded from the haul proves a point of interest for the troop
Where does this part go? A part from the car inspires a quizzical glance
That's just how I roll: A tyre makes for a quick getaway method
source : dailymail